"As is proper! "
No Christmas is complete at our house without the Burgermeister. He's one of our favorite Christmas villains, up there with the Heat Miser, Mr. Freeze and, of course, Scrooge. Those guys are fun too, but none of them get quoted as often as Herr Burgermeister Meisterburger.
You are obviously a nonconformist and a rebel!
"Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. "
I know... not exactly cheery, but Santa outsmarts him every time and the burgermeister rule doesn't last forever. :o)
"Ooooooouuuuuuu, I've been bamboozled! "